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 ?????????一天早晨,没起床时,拿来手机打开“附近的人”翻看,看到一丰硕的少妇头像,距离我100米,很是好奇,因为我们这栋楼的女士,男士我都认识,但没见过这个人;出于好奇心,和她打了声招呼,她回了,问他在哪儿里,说了我住的这栋楼的名字,我只能说我住在,和这个小区有一道之隔另个小区的名字,但相距至少有500米;聊得很欢,要了照片,的确很好,但我真不认识。早晨精力充沛,再加上发了好多看着就会意淫照片。我和她说,别发了,受不了;她问为什么?我说上联,你帮我对一副下联吧,就知道为什么;

????????上联是:望美止渴越望越渴越渴越望,(看到照片的美人,欲火中烧,但又没办法? 只能 望美止渴----借用望梅止渴,但,,,,)?
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