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送一首“屌丝之歌”给昆虫界的真正屌丝蚊子 作者不详

来源:jkun资源站   发布时间:2024-04-01 03:42:08

   蚊子是本狼平生最厌恶的一种昆虫,虽时时被其叮咬,然被其屌丝之本质所折服,随即兴做一首打油诗,送给这个昆虫界最臭名昭著但又生存适应能力极强的动物。全文如下:

  我的兄弟数量多,个个是奇葩;

  苍蝇小时白富美,屎堆里长大;

  蜻蜓长大高富帅,最爱点点水;

  我虽不是富二代,名声有够坏;

  嗡嗡飞过伴耳边,声声似发春;

  虽然人人讨厌我,可我本事大;

  我的学名叫蚊子,屌丝之鼻祖;

  头上长个细长屌,形状像根丝;

  长长细屌针如铁,丝丝能入肉;

  来回抽插不射精,反吸一管血;

  带血回家做纪念,慢慢去消化;

  又插又吸实在爽,屌丝威力大;

  虽然不幸被人打,血肉炸开花;

  蚊生能有几回搏,死了也要插。

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